February 9, 2011

jr. NTR Vs Balayya

1) jr ntr: Babi Bayata evaro swimming pool kosam donation adu gutunnaru..
Balaya: vadiki oka Chembu nellu ichi pampu ra..
Jr: Alage babai..

2) Balya: ki Pellichupulu...:-)
Ammaie valla nanna: ma ammai inka chaduvukuntundi...
Balaya: Sare chaduvko manandi, memu oka one hour taravata vastamu..!!

3) Jailor: Nuvvu jail ki endukochav..?
Balaya: Donga notlu print chesi dorikipoya..:-(
Jailor: Ela..?
Balaya: Notla kinda BALAYA PRINTERS HYD ani print chesa...!!

4) Balaya Prajala kosam simahannouta, Narasimhannouta, Samarasimhannouta, avasaram aithe maro bobbili pulinouta..!!!!
vilan : Mari manishivi eppudu avthavu ra jaffa..????

5) Teacher : Balaya senior ki, junior ki theda entira..?
Balaya: Sea ki deggaralo unnavaru sea-near, Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru zoo-near sir..

6) Doctor : Dily excercise cheyali..
Balaya: Nenu daily football tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!
Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?
Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!

7) Balaya in an interview..
Q) what is an Array..?
Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..
Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....

8) Balaya: Arey location bagundi oka Photo tiyara..
jr.Ntr: Chikatlo sariga em kanpadatledu babai.
Balaya: Parledu tisi pettu ra podduna chuddam...

9) Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.
Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"
Techer : nuvu e janamaku maravu ra Baliga...

10) jr. Ntr: Sudhi tho guchite blood enduku bayataku vastundi babai..?
Balaya: eavaru guharo chuddamani vastundi ra jaffa..!!!!

11) Balaya Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?
jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!
balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!

12) Paramavirachekara movie collecions...
 NIMS       --  25 lakhs
KIMS         -- 23.4 lakhs
Apollo        --  59.6 lakhs
YASHODA   --  19 lakhs

13) Ntr : Ekkadiki Babai..?
Balaya: cinema ki veltunna nuvvu kuda ra..?
Ntr: sare em cinema babai..?
Balaya: "AARIPOTHARU' ane cinema vachindi dainki..!!!
Drivier : Sir..! aa cinema peru 'AARIPOTHARU' kadu sir "HARRY POTTER"

14) Dad : Who can stop 500 cars with one hand.??????
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Ans- Its Trafic police..!!!

Beta: Sab kuch BALAYA nahi karega...;-)

15) Ntr: Babai mana room lo dhomalu ekkuvaga unnai em chedam.??
Balaya: Oka pani chey TO-LET board pettu evaru lerani lopalaki ravu..

16) BALAIAH AS "BOBO" DIALOUGES  

hellow world i'm BOBO
SPEED-1bit
memory- no Brain.
Pichi pichi Dialouges naku program cheyabadi unnai.
prapanchalo evaru cheyyaleni cinemalu nenu cheyyagalanu.
1) Nuvvu worsta..? jr ntr worsta..?
Bobo: hypothetical question..
2) me hit cinema ravadaniki enni rojulu padutundi..?
Bobo: adi nuvvu telusu kovadaniki neeuku 100yers padutundi..
3) Devudu unnada..?
Bobo: 'KALEJA' cinema chusanu devudu unnadu....!!!

17) jr ntr: Babai enduku shirt paina nillu cahlluthunnavu..?
Balaya: Poola shirt kadara vadipokundavundadaniki ra...!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

excellent second last joke

M sateesh Kumar said...

Thanks for reading the messages