February 9, 2011

Try to understand..!

1. I live by trust & not by sight..so whether I see u or not... Talk to u or
not..
I knw that u r still d same, A wonderful friend worth keeping till d end..!

2. V die 2 finish schol,
Die 2 start colege,
Die 2 start workin,
Den die 2 marry,
Den 2 retire & finaly while dyin,
......v realiz tht v 4gt sumthing i.e
v 4got 2 live.

4)Sum lessons r best, wen learnt thru pain.

5)expctation kills relation..!

6)don't giv xcuses wen ua right!

7)The deepest feeling is olwys felt in silence...!

8)One who understands our feelings 4m our expressions is More precious than

a million people who need thousand words 2 express our Unspoken feelings.

9)moments witout u in mind is olwys rare, world witout u is so diffclt to bear, wenevar u wnt sm1 fo u to take care search deep in ur heart, I will b der..!

10)Awesme line by a lost lover...
U c d whole world in her eye wen u r in luv....but....U c her in d eyes of d whole world wen u loose her......

11)b wit sum1 who knws wot they hav wen they hav U..!

12)I want to finish your chapter,bt i am nt able 2,help me sm1

13)mistakes hapn by situatn , nt by intention... So olwys try 2 knw d reason behind evry mistake of ur near ones.

14)many tyms in Life, realization is nt worth coz,, it comes aftr we lose sumone...!

15)if my luv fails i wont die fo her,, cz she might gt a lovr again... But, fo my Mom she neva gt a son like Me agn..!

16)If sumbody loves u truly, don't use their emotions for ur enjoyment, bcoz today u r being loved, some day u'll also love someone...!

17)If u r nt happy being single, u'll neva b happy in a relationshp..!
Get ur own lyf first, then try to share it wit sum1..!


18)wot is etc..?
well... itz jst a sign to make othrs b'liv dat u know mor than u actuly know..! ; )

19)I compromise everything for my love... :)) but
at the end my love compromise me for EVERYTHING....!!

20)If somebody cant understand your worth,You can still have a hope they will soon..
But when somebody doesn't want to know,
Its hopeless even thinking doing same.. Move ahead..!

21)olwys put urself in othrs Shoes. If u feel dat it hurts u, it probably hurts d othr prsn, too.

22)Commitment Doesnt mean sticking to a person ...wen u dont have ne options.....
BUT
It means sticking to a person eve if u have many options.....

23)Anyone can be affectionate but it takes real lovers to be ridiculously silly and still remain absolutely devoted and fond of each other

24)If U Succeed In Tricking Sum1,
Never Think That D Person Is A Fool
Juz Knw Dt Its Coz Dat Person Trusted U So Much.

25)It's better to jzt quietly miss sm1 rather than let them knw n get no response.!!

My thoughts for "u"

1)We me ny chance and turned into frns, and how our Destiny keeps us close to eachother.Making our friendship grow more with the passing time.

2)A cute husband love quote abt his wife-
" I feel licky everyday when I'm with u"

3)I cant keep ur heart from breaking and hurting...
But I can cry with u,
and
Help u in pick up the pieces and put them back in place
:)

4)Jealous line with lovely feeling...
"Its not tht I want u with me everytime ....
But
Its just I dont want anyone else
To have u for a second...!"
...:)

5)Love...
When someone lies to you n you smile...
coz
you know the person cares enough for yr happiness to lie to you !!!

6)" Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, Because its difficult to realize the pain when you see someone else filling your space"


7)I cared a lot abt u nd loved u alot but the dat i have realiased that ur not worth it, i have allowed to walk away but dont forget that u made my life a mess nd walked away, am not complaining .... Am happy that u are gone and i dont have to worry abt u ... Do what ever u want but remeber i have let u go only because u CHEATED on me.....


8)"Care is to express & not to impress people..."
When care is expressed truly, people will be impressed..!


9)Memories:
U laugh wen u think of d times u had cried with frnds
&
U cry whn u remembr d times u had laughed 2gethr..


10)A good heart & a good nature r 2 different things..
A good heart can win many relationships..
But a good nature can win many good hearts
(are u willing to win good hearts? then improve your nature...!)
:)


11)Don't be upset if the people preferred someone other than you.
It's hard to convince a monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas.


12)Do u want to know the meaning of different colors of roses...?
The colors of roses have a variety of meanings in every culture.

Red: love, respect, passion, courage
Pink: grace, joy, thankfulness, happiness
...White: innocence, spiritual, purity
Yellow: joy, friendship
Lavender: enchantment
Orange: fascination, enthusiasm
Coral: desire
Bi-color: unity, gladness
Peach: modesty
-choose accordingly...!


13)The Roots of Violence:

Wealth without work,

Pleasure without conscience,
...
Knowledge without character,

Commerce without morality,

Science without humanity,

Worship without sacrifice,

Politics without principles..!

people with out moral values and humanity..!

Never successful.....!



14)All Your Life Friendship Lasts
Through The Years You'll Look Back
Remembering The Laughs & Happy Times
Along With The Cries & Sorry Sighs

...Friendship May Be A Simple Thing
But Lots Of Love It Can Bring
Things To Share And Talk About
It's Something You Just Can't Do Without


15)Thr rn't any gestures, senses, r words 2describe hw much I miss u..!
Wht cn I do fr u 2understand tht every momnt tht we r 2gethr r so precious 2me..
The way u treat me, undrstnd me,&care fr r d beginning of these emerging feelings tht only end with u..
The funny comments tht make me like u more..
I always hv u in my mind, & thr isn't 1dy... that passes tht I don't think of u, missing u like always...!
-for Jayasheela



16)You need power......
only when you want to do something harmful........
otherwise
love and compassion are enough
to get everything done...!
...Think smart and act wise....!


17)To the one person who knows me inside out, upside down and back to front. Yes, it's you, my best friend. You know who you are. Thanks for everything.


18)If you are down, I will lift your spirits, If you cry, I will dry your tears, If you frown, I will be your smile, and If you think ur dieing I will be your LIFE


19)I have no words for the sunshine you have brought into my life.
Every moment with you is amazing and every second without you is torture.
I miss you



20)As I awoke dis mrng u wr r8 thr on my mind
So I'm sendng mrng wishes Of d bestest kind

As I sip my mrng coffee Daydreaming cms alive
I pretend dt u r with me & sitting side by side
...
Chatting across d table Abt things old & new
Laughng & beng silly Like we alwys do

Since we'r nt 2gthr d miles hv cm b/w
Cyber chat & calls I snd 2u my frn

Try 2keep on smilng & I wil do d sm
2 9t whn I am sleepng I'll dream of u again..!

jr. NTR Vs Balayya

1) jr ntr: Babi Bayata evaro swimming pool kosam donation adu gutunnaru..
Balaya: vadiki oka Chembu nellu ichi pampu ra..
Jr: Alage babai..

2) Balya: ki Pellichupulu...:-)
Ammaie valla nanna: ma ammai inka chaduvukuntundi...
Balaya: Sare chaduvko manandi, memu oka one hour taravata vastamu..!!

3) Jailor: Nuvvu jail ki endukochav..?
Balaya: Donga notlu print chesi dorikipoya..:-(
Jailor: Ela..?
Balaya: Notla kinda BALAYA PRINTERS HYD ani print chesa...!!

4) Balaya Prajala kosam simahannouta, Narasimhannouta, Samarasimhannouta, avasaram aithe maro bobbili pulinouta..!!!!
vilan : Mari manishivi eppudu avthavu ra jaffa..????

5) Teacher : Balaya senior ki, junior ki theda entira..?
Balaya: Sea ki deggaralo unnavaru sea-near, Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru zoo-near sir..

6) Doctor : Dily excercise cheyali..
Balaya: Nenu daily football tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!
Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?
Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!

7) Balaya in an interview..
Q) what is an Array..?
Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..
Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....

8) Balaya: Arey location bagundi oka Photo tiyara..
jr.Ntr: Chikatlo sariga em kanpadatledu babai.
Balaya: Parledu tisi pettu ra podduna chuddam...

9) Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.
Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"
Techer : nuvu e janamaku maravu ra Baliga...

10) jr. Ntr: Sudhi tho guchite blood enduku bayataku vastundi babai..?
Balaya: eavaru guharo chuddamani vastundi ra jaffa..!!!!

11) Balaya Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?
jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!
balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!

12) Paramavirachekara movie collecions...
 NIMS       --  25 lakhs
KIMS         -- 23.4 lakhs
Apollo        --  59.6 lakhs
YASHODA   --  19 lakhs

13) Ntr : Ekkadiki Babai..?
Balaya: cinema ki veltunna nuvvu kuda ra..?
Ntr: sare em cinema babai..?
Balaya: "AARIPOTHARU' ane cinema vachindi dainki..!!!
Drivier : Sir..! aa cinema peru 'AARIPOTHARU' kadu sir "HARRY POTTER"

14) Dad : Who can stop 500 cars with one hand.??????
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Ans- Its Trafic police..!!!

Beta: Sab kuch BALAYA nahi karega...;-)

15) Ntr: Babai mana room lo dhomalu ekkuvaga unnai em chedam.??
Balaya: Oka pani chey TO-LET board pettu evaru lerani lopalaki ravu..

16) BALAIAH AS "BOBO" DIALOUGES  

hellow world i'm BOBO
SPEED-1bit
memory- no Brain.
Pichi pichi Dialouges naku program cheyabadi unnai.
prapanchalo evaru cheyyaleni cinemalu nenu cheyyagalanu.
1) Nuvvu worsta..? jr ntr worsta..?
Bobo: hypothetical question..
2) me hit cinema ravadaniki enni rojulu padutundi..?
Bobo: adi nuvvu telusu kovadaniki neeuku 100yers padutundi..
3) Devudu unnada..?
Bobo: 'KALEJA' cinema chusanu devudu unnadu....!!!

17) jr ntr: Babai enduku shirt paina nillu cahlluthunnavu..?
Balaya: Poola shirt kadara vadipokundavundadaniki ra...!

January 22, 2011

balayya funny sms

1. Tc: Ticket edi?
Balayya: idigo
TC: idi patha ticket
Balayya: pora jaffa ee train emina showroom nunchi vachinda? idi pathadega
Ntr: adi ala adugu babai


2. Agora tels balaya abt Magadhera.
Vadu Manday agni golam la kanipistadu.
Balaya: nijama mari Thusday ela untadu?
Agora: ink 400yrs varaku aina marav ra baaliga.

3. A bird shits on balayya... Thn he shouts angrily,
"Ne amma drawer eskovachu kada?
the bird shoutd back
Nuv drawr lo potava ra jaffa.