Good morning sms

1. Am simple BYE make us cry,
   A simple JOKE make us lauth,
   simple CARE make us fall in love,
   i hope my simple SMS make you think of me.
   i Miss you friend.
   
2. 
   Women r like a VIRUS
   They ENTER ur life
   SCAN ur pockets
   Transfer ur money
   EDIT ur mind
   DOWNLOAD their problems
   DELETE ur name & hang u 4 ever
   
3. 
   Teacher: write ur lover name in a paper.
   * After 5 seconds
   Girls: Finished madem.
   Boys : Additional paper mam.
   
4. 
   Phases of Man:
   After Engagement: Super Man
   After Marriage: Gentle Man
   After 10 years: Watch Man
   After 20 Years : Daber Man
   
5. 
   Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water.
   Johnny: 'HIJKLMNO'
   Teacher: What r u talking?
   Johnny : Yes mem, Yesterday u said it was H to O
   
6. 
   2 lovers tried to suicide
   Boy: Jump 1st.
   Girl: turns back and closes her eyes & Said "Love is blind"
   Boy: open his parachute & said "love never dies".
   
7. 
   There are hundreds of languages in the world
   but a smile speaks them all.
   
   And the best smile is the one which shines through troubles
   
   Keep Smiling …….
   
8. 
   
   Some day, someone will come into ur life
   &
   Love You da way You always wanted....
   If your someday was yesterday, learn.
   If your someday is tomorrow, hope..
   If your someday is today, cherish!!!
   Have a Great Day ...!!!
   
9. 
   Some days are cloudy and grey,
   And it seems as if the rain is
   Chasing all your dreams away.
   While other days are bright and sunny,
   Making you feel as though the feats
   You can accomplish are many.
   On this particular day, I have but
   One wish coming your way...
   I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!