Diwali sms

1. Aaj se aap ke yahan,
   Dhaan ki barsat ho,
   Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
   Sankatto ka nash ho
   Har dil par aapka raj ho,
   Unnati ka saar par taj ho,
   Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho
   “Happy Diwali”
   


2. Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
   Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
   Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
   Happy Diwali
   


3. Diwali Flirt
   Ur eyes Pataka,Ur lip Rocket,
   Ur ear chakri, Ur smile Phuljadi,
   Ur style Anar, Ur personality Bomb,
   BACH NIKAL LE..
   I am coming wid MOMBATTI..
   HAPPY DIWALI
   


4. Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
   deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
   


5. Earth can 4gt rotating
   Birds can 4gt flying
   Heart can 4gt beating
   but
   I will nvr 4gt 2 wish U
   “HAPPY DiWaLi”
   


6. Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
   Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
   Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
   Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
   


7. Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
   Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
   Happy Diwali
   


8. Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms?
   Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and
   prayers to keep u happy this Diwali.
   HAPPY DIWALI.
   


9. Andhera Hua Dur Raat Ke Saath
   Nayi Subha Aayi Diwali Leke Sath
   Ab Ankhne Kholo Dekho Ek Msg Aayi Hai
   Diwali Ki Subh Kamna Sath Layi Hai.
   ” Happy Diwali”
   


10. Raat Ko Jaldii Say Nendh Aagai,
    Subah Uthay To Diwali Aagai..
    Socha Send Karon Aap Ko Diwali Sms,
    Daikha To Aap Ki Miss Call Already Aagai,
    


11. With Gleam Of Diyas
    And The Echo Of The Chants
    May Happiness And Contentment Fill Your Life
    Wishing You A Very Happy And Prosperous Diwali!!
    

Good morning sms

1. Evaru message papisthe
   sim block ayepodoo,
   battery weak ayepodoo,
   panel pagili podoo
   vade vade [sateesh]
   


2. One Advise
   *Take care*
   One request
   *dnt4get me *
   One Wish
   *Enjoy Life*
   One Lie
   *I Hate you*
   One Fact
   *I Miss you*
   One Greeting
   *Good night*
   


3. Morning is the best of
   all times in the garden.
   The sum is not yet hot.
   sweet vapars rise from the earth.
   Night dew clings to the soiland
   Makes plants glisten.
   Birds call to one another.
   Bees are already at work.
   


4. Wen u feel sad..
   To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
   damn i am really so cute' u'll overcome ur sadness.
   But don't make this a habit...
   B'coz liars go 2 hell!
   Wat did taarzan think wen he saw a dead cheetah?
   WOWW! New underwear.
   


5. A smile costs less than electricity.
   But..
   Gives more light!!
   So always keep smiling..&
   Prove that u r the best TUBELIGHT!
   


6. Telugu movies related 2 college life
   exam - anukokunda oka roju
   classes - appudappudu
   maths - gharshana
   q.paper - aparichitudu
   copying - okariki okaru
   slips - aapadbandhavudu
   results - adrushtam
   pass - student no. 1
   fail - antu leni katha
   supplementary - nuvostanante nenoddantaana !!
   if u need advice, consult me...
   


7. If u need a frnd, call me
   if u need a help, approach me
   if u need money...
   "SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED"
   


8. 1 Rupee petti sms pampistunna.
   kotta battalu konukko,
   cinema ki vellu,
   samosa konukko,
   biryani tinu,
   cooldrink tagu,
   migilindi daachuko,
   PANDAGA CHESKO!
   


9. Dream is not what you see while sleeping;
   it's the thing which does not let you sleep
   


10. Frindship is
    a single soul
    living in two bodies
    


11. True friendship comes
    when silence
    between two people
    is comfortable
    


12. The Friendship between me and you
    i will not compare to a chain
    for that rains might rust
    or the falling tree might break

Friendship day sms

• Never say you are happy when you are sad,
  never say you are fine when you are not okey,
  never say you feel good when you feel bad,
  and never say you are alone
  when I'M
  
  
• Life is not easy and it will never be, but
  you've got friends and one of them is me
  
  
• Meeting you was fate,
  becoming your friend was
  choice, but falling in love
  with you was completely out
  of my control.
  
  
• A FRIEND gives hope when life is low, a FRIEND is a
  place when you have nowhere to go, a FRIEND is honest,
  a FRIEND is true, A FRIEND is precious a FRIEND is you.
  
  
  
• of all the Friends i've
  ever met. you're the one
  i won't forget. and if i
  die before you do i'll go to
  heaven and wait for you.
  
  
  
• of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship
  is the GREATEST of them all
  
  
• you've made my life blossom
  
  
  
• stay with me,
  i'll stay with you
  and we'll be friends,
  through and through.
  
  
  
• Yeah we're tight. and yeah we fight, but
  through all of it, there's one thing that will
  never change, we'll be friends forever.
  
  
  
• wherever you go, whatever you do,
  we'll be friends forever,and that is true.
  
  
  
• its not an
  acheivement 2 make
  100 FRIENDS in a
  year, but an
  achiecement is 2
  make a FRIEND for
  100 Years, 'N'l
  Know ''ve made
  ONE, that's
  YOU.
  
  
  
• A Friend
  Accepts you as you are
  Believes in "you"
  Calls you just to say "HI"
  Doesn't give up on you
  Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
  Forgives your mistakes
  Gives unconditionally
  Helps you
  Invites you over
  Just because
  Keeps you close at heart
  Loves you for who you are
  Makes a difference in your life
  Never Judges
  Offers support
  Picks you up
  Quiets your fears
  Raises your spirits
  Says nice things about you
  Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
  Understands you
  Values you
  Walks beside you
  
  Yells when you won't listen and
  Zaps you back to reality
  May we always be "good buddies"
  May we always be good friends
  and may our friendship be the kind
  that never ends...
  

Good morning sms

1. Am simple BYE make us cry,
   A simple JOKE make us lauth,
   simple CARE make us fall in love,
   i hope my simple SMS make you think of me.
   i Miss you friend.
   
2. 
   Women r like a VIRUS
   They ENTER ur life
   SCAN ur pockets
   Transfer ur money
   EDIT ur mind
   DOWNLOAD their problems
   DELETE ur name & hang u 4 ever
   
3. 
   Teacher: write ur lover name in a paper.
   * After 5 seconds
   Girls: Finished madem.
   Boys : Additional paper mam.
   
4. 
   Phases of Man:
   After Engagement: Super Man
   After Marriage: Gentle Man
   After 10 years: Watch Man
   After 20 Years : Daber Man
   
5. 
   Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water.
   Johnny: 'HIJKLMNO'
   Teacher: What r u talking?
   Johnny : Yes mem, Yesterday u said it was H to O
   
6. 
   2 lovers tried to suicide
   Boy: Jump 1st.
   Girl: turns back and closes her eyes & Said "Love is blind"
   Boy: open his parachute & said "love never dies".
   
7. 
   There are hundreds of languages in the world
   but a smile speaks them all.
   
   And the best smile is the one which shines through troubles
   
   Keep Smiling …….
   
8. 
   
   Some day, someone will come into ur life
   &
   Love You da way You always wanted....
   If your someday was yesterday, learn.
   If your someday is tomorrow, hope..
   If your someday is today, cherish!!!
   Have a Great Day ...!!!
   
9. 
   Some days are cloudy and grey,
   And it seems as if the rain is
   Chasing all your dreams away.
   While other days are bright and sunny,
   Making you feel as though the feats
   You can accomplish are many.
   On this particular day, I have but
   One wish coming your way...
   I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!
   

Short Messages 4 all

1. Happiness keeps u Sweet,
   Trials keep u Strong,
   Sorrow keeps u Human,
   Failure Keeps u Humble,
   Success keeps u Glowing,
   But only God Keeps u Going
   


2. when life gets you down
   and nothing seems to go
   your way,
   remember you always
   have a friend.
   


3. You don't stop
   laughing because
   you grow old,
   you grow old
   because you
   stop laughing...
   


4. As long as we have memories,
   yesterday remains,
   as long as we have hope,
   tomorrow awaits,
   as long as we have friendship,
   each day is never weaste..
   


5. The world
   is like a mirror,
   if you face it smiling,
   it smiles right back.
   


6. a friend is an angel
   who lifts us off our
   feet when our wings
   have trouble
   remembering how
   to fly.
   


7. life is like mail
   sometimes
   you just
   don't get it.
   


8. Don't be afraid
   to opend up your
   eyes to you
   can see
   tomorrow.
   

Valentine SMS

1. 
   Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi
   Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi
   Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi
   Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi
   Aur aap ka PYAR
   Umer bhar ki khushi
   


2. 
   Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki
   Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare
   Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki
   Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare…
   


3. 
   When i tell u here, i am
   when i tell u i care, i do...
   when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont.
   Sum it all...i'll b here, i'll never get tired
   of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.
   


4. 
   When it comes 2 luv,
   its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
   Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
   Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.
   


5. 
   I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
   I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
   I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
   


6. 
   Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
   Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
   Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
   Love is what we share every day we live
   Bee love honey,
   Miss love money,
   Flower love due,
   But,
   I LOVE YOU
   


7. 
   Please come and sit beside me
   I have so much to say
   The words I have to share with you
   I need to speak todayFahad
   My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
   


8. 
   Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
   Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
   Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
   yaadein meri, magar..
   kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
   


9. 
   Only the open heart receives
   LOVE
   Only the open mind receives
   WISDOM
   Only the open hand receives
   GIFTS
   and...
   Only the CUTE 1's receive
   MESSAGES From ME!
   


10. 
    I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
    


11. 
    We cannot be together,
    But we'll never be apart,
    For no matter what life brings us,
    You're always in my heart.
    Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE
    

Funny sms

1. One Day green leaves will fade away
   faded leaves will fall away
   fallen leaves r thrown away
   But our relation never fades
   It's always ever green
   


2. 
   Some things are made for each other
   for example...
   Shoe and socks
   soap and water
   paper and pen
   Me and your "girl friend"
   


3. 
   "COLLEGE" means
   C-ome
   O-n
   L-ets
   L-ove
   E-ach
   G-irl
   E-qually
   

Frindship sms

1. 
   True friendship isn't seen with the eyes,
   its felt with the heart,
   when there is trust,
   understanding,
   secrets,
   loyalty, and sharing . . .
   


2. 
   Friendship is a feeling ,
   very rarely found in life,
   but when it is found ,
   it has profound impact one's well-being,
   strength and character.
   


3. 
   A true friendship does not need elaborate gifts
   or
   spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued.

4. As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains,
as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits,
as long as we have friendship,
...each day is never weaste..

Frindship sms

SMS 1
Death – where life ends
Hate – where LOVE ends
Ocean – where land ends
Friendship – where ‘I’ ends
And We – begins from ‘sat’

SMS 2
Sky is full of stars
But Moon is special…

Trees are full of leaves
But fruits are special..

My heart is full of friends
But you are the special.

SMS 3
Give thousand chances for your enemy to become your friend.
But don’t give any chance for your friend to become your enemy.

SMS 4
if A is 1, B is 2, C is 3.. Z is 26
then L+O+V+E is 54
& F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108.
becoz friendship is twice stronger than love.

Message 5

Message 5

Police -ki - 100
Love - ki - 143
fraud -ki - 420
Soap - ki - 501
Bata - ki - 99.99
Frindship -ki - 9849502186

Message 6

if the candles cannot burn without the light,
if the moon cannot shine without the night,
then how can i sleep without wishing u goodnight.

Message 7

live long life
and show simple smile.

Short Messages 4 all

Message 1
Girl: How much u love me?
Boy: Like Shajahan.
Girl: Then when will u built a Taj Mahal?
Boy: I have already purchased a land. Waiting 4 ur death


Message 2
Girl Friends r like 'Paani puri'... always 'tasty'
Lovers r like 'Pizzas'.. 'Hot n spicy'
Wives r like 'Daal Chaaval' 'eaten n there is no other option'


Message 3
Subbu : Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up?
Venkat : All false. They look beautiful bcoz boys have good imaginations.


Message 4
Girl : What is ur favourite dinner?
Boy Friend : I like boiled egg bcoz it's boneless.
Girl : I like you bcoz u r brainless.