Message 1
Girl: How much u love me?
Boy: Like Shajahan.
Girl: Then when will u built a Taj Mahal?
Boy: I have already purchased a land. Waiting 4 ur death
Message 2
Girl Friends r like 'Paani puri'... always 'tasty'
Lovers r like 'Pizzas'.. 'Hot n spicy'
Wives r like 'Daal Chaaval' 'eaten n there is no other option'
Message 3
Subbu : Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up?
Venkat : All false. They look beautiful bcoz boys have good imaginations.
Message 4
Girl : What is ur favourite dinner?
Boy Friend : I like boiled egg bcoz it's boneless.
Girl : I like you bcoz u r brainless.
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