WINTER TIPS

Morning : Two EGGS with MILK
Evening : Two PEGS with CHIPS
Night : Two LEGS with HIPS

Popcorn Ki Khushbu Nuts Ke Bahar
Sardi Ka Mousam Thori Se Masti Thora Sa Pyar
Maflar Sweater Rakho Tayar
HAPPY WINTER SEASON !!!


Boy:You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report

miss you, with you forever

There's only
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I LOVE YOU


Never ignore a person
who loves you,
cares for you,
and misses you,
because one day,
you might wake up and realize,
you lost the moon while
counting the stars.

when i text you,
it means i miss you.
when i don't text you,
it means I’m waiting
for you to miss me.

when i close my eyes
i see you....
when i open my eyes
i miss you....

when i miss you,
i don't have to go far...
i just have to look inside
my heart because that's
where I'll find you. :-)

I miss you a little,
I guess you could say, a little too much,
A little too often, and a little more each day.

i want people to
look at us and say
“ Damn! These two
Are still together”.

Life is not measured
By the breaths you take.
But by the moments that
Take your breath away.

If a hug could show
How much
I love you,
I’d hold you in my arms
Forever !

I want you today, tomorrow
And next week,
And for the rest of my life.

Every time
I look at the keyboard,
I see that
‘U’ and ‘I’ are always together.

I feel lucky every day I am with you.

My blood is not costly
that is very cheap,
But my heart is very costly
Because that is full of U.

happy valentine sms

I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday,!!
i hav a pair of ears but cant hear u every time,!!
but i have Heart that Loves u every time,!!
n says i lov you.

Jannat me rehne wali pari ho tum,
meri jaan meri zindigaani ho tum,
yaaro me beth kr joh sunaa ta hain,
meri jaan woh kahani ho tum…

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you;
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you;
When I kissed you I was afraid to love you;
Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Accidents do happen; 

I slip - I trip - I stumble, 

I fall and usually, I don't care at all.

But now I don't know what to do, 

because I slipped and fell in love with you!

Happy Valentine's day!

R for Red;

Red for Blood;

Blood for Heart;

Heart for Love;

Love for You;

You for Me;

Me for You;

I love You!

And You, please be my Valentine!

dialogues

1. vintanante o katha cheputanu
tagilina gayam venaka badha nu cheputhanu
tadisina kannula venuka o kalanu cheputhanu
vintanante na katha cheputhanu....

2. kanulu unnayani anandha padelopu
kalla nillu unnayani gurthu chestadu a devudu

3. sun was shining on my shine...

Romantic Dialogues

 "Jahe naseeb. Kaanton ko murjhane ka khauf nahin. Phool to murjhha jaate hain, lekin kaante daaman thhaam lete hain."

Mohabbatein

"Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasaan nahin hota, har mod par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein."

Devdas

“Chandarmukhi is bhare paimane mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya hoga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah Paro ke naam se bhara pada hai paiman-e-devdas bhi...aur bharogi to chalak jayega. Khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira dega zameen pe”.

Pakeezah

“Aapke paaon dekhe. Bahut haseen hain. Inhe zameen par mat utariiega, Maile ho jaayenge –Aapkaa ek humsafar…”
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

"Mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil ki har aarzoo, saare khwaab , saare rang zinda ho jaaye, abhi aisa hua nahi, lekin ab lagta hai jaise koi andekha anjaana chehra baadalon mein se pukaar raha hain. Pata nahi ye baadal kab hattenge, aur kab woh pukaarne waali saamne aayegi."

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

"Agle saat janmo tak tum vanraj ki ho, lekin athve janam me tum meri hogi and that time no vanraj vanraj plz, aur nandu tum mujhe is tarah mat dekho kyunki tumhe mujhse phir se pyaar ho jaega..."

Veer Zaara

“Mein nahi janta ke muhabbat kya hai...haan zaara k liye dil se ek dua zaror nikalti hai ki is ke aankhon mein kabhi ansoo na aye, ye hamsesha khush rahay...ab ager ye mohabbat hai to mohabbat he sahi.”

Silsila

"Mai aur meri tanhai, aksar ye baaten karte hain, tum hoti to kaisa hota, tum ye kahti, tum wo kahti, tum is baat pe hairaan hoti, tum us baat pe kitni hansti, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota."

Fanaa 

"Hum se bachkar jaaoge kaise.. apne dil se hame nikaaloge kaise .. hum woh khushbu hai jo saason mein baste hain .... kud ki saanson ko rok paaoge kaise."
Om Shanti Om

I LOVE U "Forever"

Each night before I go to bed
I thank the stars above
Because I have you in my life
And giving me your love

You're more to me than just a friend
You're someone on whom I can depend
I cherish every word you say
It helps me through this lonely day

You've given me much more than hope
You've given me your love
I know that you were sent to me
From someone up above

And in the morning I still know
That in my heart you'll be
Side by side our love will grow
Through all eternity

Try to understand..!

1. I live by trust & not by sight..so whether I see u or not... Talk to u or
not..
I knw that u r still d same, A wonderful friend worth keeping till d end..!

2. V die 2 finish schol,
Die 2 start colege,
Die 2 start workin,
Den die 2 marry,
Den 2 retire & finaly while dyin,
......v realiz tht v 4gt sumthing i.e
v 4got 2 live.

4)Sum lessons r best, wen learnt thru pain.

5)expctation kills relation..!

6)don't giv xcuses wen ua right!

7)The deepest feeling is olwys felt in silence...!

8)One who understands our feelings 4m our expressions is More precious than

a million people who need thousand words 2 express our Unspoken feelings.

9)moments witout u in mind is olwys rare, world witout u is so diffclt to bear, wenevar u wnt sm1 fo u to take care search deep in ur heart, I will b der..!

10)Awesme line by a lost lover...
U c d whole world in her eye wen u r in luv....but....U c her in d eyes of d whole world wen u loose her......

11)b wit sum1 who knws wot they hav wen they hav U..!

12)I want to finish your chapter,bt i am nt able 2,help me sm1

13)mistakes hapn by situatn , nt by intention... So olwys try 2 knw d reason behind evry mistake of ur near ones.

14)many tyms in Life, realization is nt worth coz,, it comes aftr we lose sumone...!

15)if my luv fails i wont die fo her,, cz she might gt a lovr again... But, fo my Mom she neva gt a son like Me agn..!

16)If sumbody loves u truly, don't use their emotions for ur enjoyment, bcoz today u r being loved, some day u'll also love someone...!

17)If u r nt happy being single, u'll neva b happy in a relationshp..!
Get ur own lyf first, then try to share it wit sum1..!


18)wot is etc..?
well... itz jst a sign to make othrs b'liv dat u know mor than u actuly know..! ; )

19)I compromise everything for my love... :)) but
at the end my love compromise me for EVERYTHING....!!

20)If somebody cant understand your worth,You can still have a hope they will soon..
But when somebody doesn't want to know,
Its hopeless even thinking doing same.. Move ahead..!

21)olwys put urself in othrs Shoes. If u feel dat it hurts u, it probably hurts d othr prsn, too.

22)Commitment Doesnt mean sticking to a person ...wen u dont have ne options.....
BUT
It means sticking to a person eve if u have many options.....

23)Anyone can be affectionate but it takes real lovers to be ridiculously silly and still remain absolutely devoted and fond of each other

24)If U Succeed In Tricking Sum1,
Never Think That D Person Is A Fool
Juz Knw Dt Its Coz Dat Person Trusted U So Much.

25)It's better to jzt quietly miss sm1 rather than let them knw n get no response.!!

My thoughts for "u"

1)We me ny chance and turned into frns, and how our Destiny keeps us close to eachother.Making our friendship grow more with the passing time.

2)A cute husband love quote abt his wife-
" I feel licky everyday when I'm with u"

3)I cant keep ur heart from breaking and hurting...
But I can cry with u,
and
Help u in pick up the pieces and put them back in place
:)

4)Jealous line with lovely feeling...
"Its not tht I want u with me everytime ....
But
Its just I dont want anyone else
To have u for a second...!"
...:)

5)Love...
When someone lies to you n you smile...
coz
you know the person cares enough for yr happiness to lie to you !!!

6)" Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, Because its difficult to realize the pain when you see someone else filling your space"


7)I cared a lot abt u nd loved u alot but the dat i have realiased that ur not worth it, i have allowed to walk away but dont forget that u made my life a mess nd walked away, am not complaining .... Am happy that u are gone and i dont have to worry abt u ... Do what ever u want but remeber i have let u go only because u CHEATED on me.....


8)"Care is to express & not to impress people..."
When care is expressed truly, people will be impressed..!


9)Memories:
U laugh wen u think of d times u had cried with frnds
&
U cry whn u remembr d times u had laughed 2gethr..


10)A good heart & a good nature r 2 different things..
A good heart can win many relationships..
But a good nature can win many good hearts
(are u willing to win good hearts? then improve your nature...!)
:)


11)Don't be upset if the people preferred someone other than you.
It's hard to convince a monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas.


12)Do u want to know the meaning of different colors of roses...?
The colors of roses have a variety of meanings in every culture.

Red: love, respect, passion, courage
Pink: grace, joy, thankfulness, happiness
...White: innocence, spiritual, purity
Yellow: joy, friendship
Lavender: enchantment
Orange: fascination, enthusiasm
Coral: desire
Bi-color: unity, gladness
Peach: modesty
-choose accordingly...!


13)The Roots of Violence:

Wealth without work,

Pleasure without conscience,
...
Knowledge without character,

Commerce without morality,

Science without humanity,

Worship without sacrifice,

Politics without principles..!

people with out moral values and humanity..!

Never successful.....!



14)All Your Life Friendship Lasts
Through The Years You'll Look Back
Remembering The Laughs & Happy Times
Along With The Cries & Sorry Sighs

...Friendship May Be A Simple Thing
But Lots Of Love It Can Bring
Things To Share And Talk About
It's Something You Just Can't Do Without


15)Thr rn't any gestures, senses, r words 2describe hw much I miss u..!
Wht cn I do fr u 2understand tht every momnt tht we r 2gethr r so precious 2me..
The way u treat me, undrstnd me,&care fr r d beginning of these emerging feelings tht only end with u..
The funny comments tht make me like u more..
I always hv u in my mind, & thr isn't 1dy... that passes tht I don't think of u, missing u like always...!
-for Jayasheela



16)You need power......
only when you want to do something harmful........
otherwise
love and compassion are enough
to get everything done...!
...Think smart and act wise....!


17)To the one person who knows me inside out, upside down and back to front. Yes, it's you, my best friend. You know who you are. Thanks for everything.


18)If you are down, I will lift your spirits, If you cry, I will dry your tears, If you frown, I will be your smile, and If you think ur dieing I will be your LIFE


19)I have no words for the sunshine you have brought into my life.
Every moment with you is amazing and every second without you is torture.
I miss you



20)As I awoke dis mrng u wr r8 thr on my mind
So I'm sendng mrng wishes Of d bestest kind

As I sip my mrng coffee Daydreaming cms alive
I pretend dt u r with me & sitting side by side
...
Chatting across d table Abt things old & new
Laughng & beng silly Like we alwys do

Since we'r nt 2gthr d miles hv cm b/w
Cyber chat & calls I snd 2u my frn

Try 2keep on smilng & I wil do d sm
2 9t whn I am sleepng I'll dream of u again..!

jr. NTR Vs Balayya

1) jr ntr: Babi Bayata evaro swimming pool kosam donation adu gutunnaru..

Balaya: vadiki oka Chembu nellu ichi pampu ra..

Jr: Alage babai..

2) Balya: ki Pellichupulu...:-)

Ammaie valla nanna: ma ammai inka chaduvukuntundi...

Balaya: Sare chaduvko manandi, memu oka one hour taravata vastamu..!!

3) Jailor: Nuvvu jail ki endukochav..?

Balaya: Donga notlu print chesi dorikipoya..:-(

Jailor: Ela..?

Balaya: Notla kinda BALAYA PRINTERS HYD ani print chesa...!!

4) Balaya Prajala kosam simahannouta, Narasimhannouta, Samarasimhannouta, avasaram aithe maro bobbili pulinouta..!!!!

vilan : Mari manishivi eppudu avthavu ra jaffa..????

5) Teacher : Balaya senior ki, junior ki theda entira..?

Balaya: Sea ki deggaralo unnavaru sea-near, Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru zoo-near sir..

6) Doctor : Dily excercise cheyali..

Balaya: Nenu daily football tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!

Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?

Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!

7) Balaya in an interview..

Q) what is an Array..?

Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..

Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....

8) Balaya: Arey location bagundi oka Photo tiyara..

jr.Ntr: Chikatlo sariga em kanpadatledu babai.

Balaya: Parledu tisi pettu ra podduna chuddam...

9) Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.

Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"

Techer : nuvu e janamaku maravu ra Baliga...

10) jr. Ntr: Sudhi tho guchite blood enduku bayataku vastundi babai..?

Balaya: eavaru guharo chuddamani vastundi ra jaffa..!!!!

11) Balaya Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?

jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!

balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!

12) Paramavirachekara movie collecions...

 NIMS       --  25 lakhs

KIMS         -- 23.4 lakhs

Apollo        --  59.6 lakhs

YASHODA   --  19 lakhs

13) Ntr : Ekkadiki Babai..?

Balaya: cinema ki veltunna nuvvu kuda ra..?

Ntr: sare em cinema babai..?

Balaya: "AARIPOTHARU' ane cinema vachindi dainki..!!!

Drivier : Sir..! aa cinema peru 'AARIPOTHARU' kadu sir "HARRY POTTER"

14) Dad : Who can stop 500 cars with one hand.??????

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Ans- Its Trafic police..!!!

Beta: Sab kuch BALAYA nahi karega...;-)

15) Ntr: Babai mana room lo dhomalu ekkuvaga unnai em chedam.??

Balaya: Oka pani chey TO-LET board pettu evaru lerani lopalaki ravu..

16) BALAIAH AS "BOBO" DIALOUGES  

hellow world i'm BOBO

SPEED-1bit

memory- no Brain.

Pichi pichi Dialouges naku program cheyabadi unnai.

prapanchalo evaru cheyyaleni cinemalu nenu cheyyagalanu.

1) Nuvvu worsta..? jr ntr worsta..?

Bobo: hypothetical question..

2) me hit cinema ravadaniki enni rojulu padutundi..?

Bobo: adi nuvvu telusu kovadaniki neeuku 100yers padutundi..

3) Devudu unnada..?

Bobo: 'KALEJA' cinema chusanu devudu unnadu....!!!

17) jr ntr: Babai enduku shirt paina nillu cahlluthunnavu..?

Balaya: Poola shirt kadara vadipokundavundadaniki ra...!

balayya funny sms

1. Tc: Ticket edi?
Balayya: idigo
TC: idi patha ticket
Balayya: pora jaffa ee train emina showroom nunchi vachinda? idi pathadega
Ntr: adi ala adugu babai

2. Agora tels balaya abt Magadhera.

Vadu Manday agni golam la kanipistadu.

Balaya: nijama mari Thusday ela untadu?

Agora: ink 400yrs varaku aina marav ra baaliga.

3. A bird shits on balayya... Thn he shouts angrily,

"Ne amma drawer eskovachu kada?

the bird shoutd back

Nuv drawr lo potava ra jaffa.

miss you

Every morning i wake u happy because i know i will see you.
every 9t i go home crying because i have to wait until tomarow to see you again.

There are lots of ppl who will call you by your name,
but there is only ONE PERSON who can make it sound soooo SPECIAL..!!


never wished for anything perfect in my life..
but why it happened that when i met u,
i always wanted to be the perfect one for U.. !!



World's most beautiful sentence: "..But, i Like U !"
World's most painful sentence: "i Like u, but.." !! ??



manasaina nanne nuvvu dveshinchinavule...
ituvanti ninne nenu vuhinchaledule..
kanulalo kalathaga migilene jiveetham...

Forgiving or punishing

Forgiving or punishing

the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment

with God

is our responsibility

- Indian Army

Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY........

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Forgiving or punishing

the Developer

is left to Manager.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Manager

is our responsibility

- Tester

We all knew that..... but this one is for the finishing touch, damn
good.

Forgiving or punishing

the Manager

is left to Client.

But,

fixing their appointment

with Client

is our responsibility

- Developer :)

mother's day sms

Devudu... entientiki
tanu udadam
kudaradani entiko
"AMMA" ni srustinchadu
janma nichina mana
"AMMA" ki mannam
jivitantam runapadi undam..
Happy Mother's Day

GUD Night short messages

Sum times d road
traveled turns 2b
more beatiful than
d destination reavhed.
Njoy leading life,
no matter wat it turns out 2b...!
Glad 2 meet u in my journey...
Gud night..

As d Day turns to Nite..
keep ur worries out of sight..,
No mater how tough d world may seem..
U still desserve d swetest Dream...
GUD NIGHT

MY Msg amy be late,
but it will be short,
but it will be cute,
it may be far fro perfection
but it will have affection....!
GUD NIGHT.


Genini tv lo, E tv lo,
Teja tv lo, E-mail lo,
post lo, news paper lo
cheppali anukunna, kani
finance prob,
so sms lo chebuthunna...
Good night...

BROTHER
B-bawa
R-rojantha
O-okariki okaramga
T-thiruguthu
H-hai ga
E-enjoy cheddam
R-rawa.

if we CANNOT be a
pencil to write
Anyone's HAPPINESS
Atlease we should
TRY to be a ERASE
someones's "SORROWS"..
Good morning

Class rooms r like train coaches.
1st 2 benches r executive coaches
reserved 4 VIPs. Middle 2 r general.
And last 2 r sleeper class.
Hey, nidra moham,
wake up n listen the lesson.

Why does a monkey
always scratches its body?
come on, tell me?
Why u are not replying?
Ok. Its ur personal matter.
I won't interfere.

Honey... what r u looking for?
Wife : Nothing. U have been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour.
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Sardar tried and sat in railway station
man: r u relaxing?
sardar: no, i am vikram sig.

Ajudge said
order order,Order..
sardargi: 1 Pizza
2 Dhosa
3:Idly
4:Puri
5:wada
1:cooldrink

judge: Shut UP.
sardar:No No senven up.

Diwali sms

1. Aaj se aap ke yahan,
   Dhaan ki barsat ho,
   Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
   Sankatto ka nash ho
   Har dil par aapka raj ho,
   Unnati ka saar par taj ho,
   Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho
   “Happy Diwali”
   


2. Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
   Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
   Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
   Happy Diwali
   


3. Diwali Flirt
   Ur eyes Pataka,Ur lip Rocket,
   Ur ear chakri, Ur smile Phuljadi,
   Ur style Anar, Ur personality Bomb,
   BACH NIKAL LE..
   I am coming wid MOMBATTI..
   HAPPY DIWALI
   


4. Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
   deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
   


5. Earth can 4gt rotating
   Birds can 4gt flying
   Heart can 4gt beating
   but
   I will nvr 4gt 2 wish U
   “HAPPY DiWaLi”
   


6. Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
   Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
   Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
   Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
   


7. Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
   Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
   Happy Diwali
   


8. Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms?
   Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and
   prayers to keep u happy this Diwali.
   HAPPY DIWALI.
   


9. Andhera Hua Dur Raat Ke Saath
   Nayi Subha Aayi Diwali Leke Sath
   Ab Ankhne Kholo Dekho Ek Msg Aayi Hai
   Diwali Ki Subh Kamna Sath Layi Hai.
   ” Happy Diwali”
   


10. Raat Ko Jaldii Say Nendh Aagai,
    Subah Uthay To Diwali Aagai..
    Socha Send Karon Aap Ko Diwali Sms,
    Daikha To Aap Ki Miss Call Already Aagai,
    


11. With Gleam Of Diyas
    And The Echo Of The Chants
    May Happiness And Contentment Fill Your Life
    Wishing You A Very Happy And Prosperous Diwali!!
    

Good morning sms

1. Evaru message papisthe
   sim block ayepodoo,
   battery weak ayepodoo,
   panel pagili podoo
   vade vade [sateesh]
   


2. One Advise
   *Take care*
   One request
   *dnt4get me *
   One Wish
   *Enjoy Life*
   One Lie
   *I Hate you*
   One Fact
   *I Miss you*
   One Greeting
   *Good night*
   


3. Morning is the best of
   all times in the garden.
   The sum is not yet hot.
   sweet vapars rise from the earth.
   Night dew clings to the soiland
   Makes plants glisten.
   Birds call to one another.
   Bees are already at work.
   


4. Wen u feel sad..
   To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
   damn i am really so cute' u'll overcome ur sadness.
   But don't make this a habit...
   B'coz liars go 2 hell!
   Wat did taarzan think wen he saw a dead cheetah?
   WOWW! New underwear.
   


5. A smile costs less than electricity.
   But..
   Gives more light!!
   So always keep smiling..&
   Prove that u r the best TUBELIGHT!
   


6. Telugu movies related 2 college life
   exam - anukokunda oka roju
   classes - appudappudu
   maths - gharshana
   q.paper - aparichitudu
   copying - okariki okaru
   slips - aapadbandhavudu
   results - adrushtam
   pass - student no. 1
   fail - antu leni katha
   supplementary - nuvostanante nenoddantaana !!
   if u need advice, consult me...
   


7. If u need a frnd, call me
   if u need a help, approach me
   if u need money...
   "SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED"
   


8. 1 Rupee petti sms pampistunna.
   kotta battalu konukko,
   cinema ki vellu,
   samosa konukko,
   biryani tinu,
   cooldrink tagu,
   migilindi daachuko,
   PANDAGA CHESKO!
   


9. Dream is not what you see while sleeping;
   it's the thing which does not let you sleep
   


10. Frindship is
    a single soul
    living in two bodies
    


11. True friendship comes
    when silence
    between two people
    is comfortable
    


12. The Friendship between me and you
    i will not compare to a chain
    for that rains might rust
    or the falling tree might break

Friendship day sms

• Never say you are happy when you are sad,
  never say you are fine when you are not okey,
  never say you feel good when you feel bad,
  and never say you are alone
  when I'M
  
  
• Life is not easy and it will never be, but
  you've got friends and one of them is me
  
  
• Meeting you was fate,
  becoming your friend was
  choice, but falling in love
  with you was completely out
  of my control.
  
  
• A FRIEND gives hope when life is low, a FRIEND is a
  place when you have nowhere to go, a FRIEND is honest,
  a FRIEND is true, A FRIEND is precious a FRIEND is you.
  
  
  
• of all the Friends i've
  ever met. you're the one
  i won't forget. and if i
  die before you do i'll go to
  heaven and wait for you.
  
  
  
• of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship
  is the GREATEST of them all
  
  
• you've made my life blossom
  
  
  
• stay with me,
  i'll stay with you
  and we'll be friends,
  through and through.
  
  
  
• Yeah we're tight. and yeah we fight, but
  through all of it, there's one thing that will
  never change, we'll be friends forever.
  
  
  
• wherever you go, whatever you do,
  we'll be friends forever,and that is true.
  
  
  
• its not an
  acheivement 2 make
  100 FRIENDS in a
  year, but an
  achiecement is 2
  make a FRIEND for
  100 Years, 'N'l
  Know ''ve made
  ONE, that's
  YOU.
  
  
  
• A Friend
  Accepts you as you are
  Believes in "you"
  Calls you just to say "HI"
  Doesn't give up on you
  Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
  Forgives your mistakes
  Gives unconditionally
  Helps you
  Invites you over
  Just because
  Keeps you close at heart
  Loves you for who you are
  Makes a difference in your life
  Never Judges
  Offers support
  Picks you up
  Quiets your fears
  Raises your spirits
  Says nice things about you
  Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
  Understands you
  Values you
  Walks beside you
  
  Yells when you won't listen and
  Zaps you back to reality
  May we always be "good buddies"
  May we always be good friends
  and may our friendship be the kind
  that never ends...
  

Good morning sms

1. Am simple BYE make us cry,
   A simple JOKE make us lauth,
   simple CARE make us fall in love,
   i hope my simple SMS make you think of me.
   i Miss you friend.
   
2. 
   Women r like a VIRUS
   They ENTER ur life
   SCAN ur pockets
   Transfer ur money
   EDIT ur mind
   DOWNLOAD their problems
   DELETE ur name & hang u 4 ever
   
3. 
   Teacher: write ur lover name in a paper.
   * After 5 seconds
   Girls: Finished madem.
   Boys : Additional paper mam.
   
4. 
   Phases of Man:
   After Engagement: Super Man
   After Marriage: Gentle Man
   After 10 years: Watch Man
   After 20 Years : Daber Man
   
5. 
   Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water.
   Johnny: 'HIJKLMNO'
   Teacher: What r u talking?
   Johnny : Yes mem, Yesterday u said it was H to O
   
6. 
   2 lovers tried to suicide
   Boy: Jump 1st.
   Girl: turns back and closes her eyes & Said "Love is blind"
   Boy: open his parachute & said "love never dies".
   
7. 
   There are hundreds of languages in the world
   but a smile speaks them all.
   
   And the best smile is the one which shines through troubles
   
   Keep Smiling …….
   
8. 
   
   Some day, someone will come into ur life
   &
   Love You da way You always wanted....
   If your someday was yesterday, learn.
   If your someday is tomorrow, hope..
   If your someday is today, cherish!!!
   Have a Great Day ...!!!
   
9. 
   Some days are cloudy and grey,
   And it seems as if the rain is
   Chasing all your dreams away.
   While other days are bright and sunny,
   Making you feel as though the feats
   You can accomplish are many.
   On this particular day, I have but
   One wish coming your way...
   I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!
   

Short Messages 4 all

1. Happiness keeps u Sweet,
   Trials keep u Strong,
   Sorrow keeps u Human,
   Failure Keeps u Humble,
   Success keeps u Glowing,
   But only God Keeps u Going
   


2. when life gets you down
   and nothing seems to go
   your way,
   remember you always
   have a friend.
   


3. You don't stop
   laughing because
   you grow old,
   you grow old
   because you
   stop laughing...
   


4. As long as we have memories,
   yesterday remains,
   as long as we have hope,
   tomorrow awaits,
   as long as we have friendship,
   each day is never weaste..
   


5. The world
   is like a mirror,
   if you face it smiling,
   it smiles right back.
   


6. a friend is an angel
   who lifts us off our
   feet when our wings
   have trouble
   remembering how
   to fly.
   


7. life is like mail
   sometimes
   you just
   don't get it.
   


8. Don't be afraid
   to opend up your
   eyes to you
   can see
   tomorrow.
   

Valentine SMS

1. 
   Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi
   Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi
   Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi
   Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi
   Aur aap ka PYAR
   Umer bhar ki khushi
   


2. 
   Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki
   Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare
   Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki
   Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare…
   


3. 
   When i tell u here, i am
   when i tell u i care, i do...
   when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont.
   Sum it all...i'll b here, i'll never get tired
   of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.
   


4. 
   When it comes 2 luv,
   its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
   Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
   Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.
   


5. 
   I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
   I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
   I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
   


6. 
   Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
   Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
   Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
   Love is what we share every day we live
   Bee love honey,
   Miss love money,
   Flower love due,
   But,
   I LOVE YOU
   


7. 
   Please come and sit beside me
   I have so much to say
   The words I have to share with you
   I need to speak todayFahad
   My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
   


8. 
   Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
   Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
   Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
   yaadein meri, magar..
   kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
   


9. 
   Only the open heart receives
   LOVE
   Only the open mind receives
   WISDOM
   Only the open hand receives
   GIFTS
   and...
   Only the CUTE 1's receive
   MESSAGES From ME!
   


10. 
    I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
    


11. 
    We cannot be together,
    But we'll never be apart,
    For no matter what life brings us,
    You're always in my heart.
    Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE